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Photobucket Long, long ago in the early 2000s, I was a college student. The hip way to communicate was NOT text messaging, Facebook or Twitter. It was AIM.

People began to fill out their Profile information with girly quotes, dumb AIM chat moments or just TMI.

I began to keep a Funny 2 Me list on my profile. Later on, I began to keep a notebook in the same spirit. I love this notebook to death, so it inspired me to start this blog.

This is the stuff that happens to me, around me or in my general vicinity that cracks me up. Chances are high that it has nothing to do with you, but yo momma...now that's a different story. So like Monica says, "Don't take it personal."

25 Mar 10

"Bless you, Miley Cyrus. I don’t care that you’re a trashy baby hooker that mentored contestants 10 years older than you for #1 hits week even though you’ve never had a #1 hit. And I don’t care that you somehow thought it was appropriate to introduce yourself to each contestant that you mentored as if they don’t know you. For you, Miley Cyrus, have taken an incredibly dull season of American Idol and made it hilariously entertaining."

VoteForTheWorst.com

American Idol

16 Mar 10

"Cryp walkin and throwing up H and M finger signs. “In yo face Charlotte!… and Denver lol"

Rufus’ Facebook status the day before H&M opens in Raleigh

H&M Raleigh

thefrogman: ladeemadonna: :D He only knows Billy Joel songs, but his “We Didn’t Start the Fire” is excellent. 

thefrogman:

ladeemadonna:

:D

He only knows Billy Joel songs, but his “We Didn’t Start the Fire” is excellent. 

9 Mar 10

"Adult Swim is “CNN for people with weird imaginations and the strangest sense of humor."

T-Pain

5 Mar 10

"He looks like that hamster you didn’t want in 3rd grade."

Brittany

Doesn’t he know whenever he says the word “kiss” my brain replaces it with “piss”??

(Girl, your body is a port-a-potty…)

R. Kelly Piss On You Dave Chappelle

Miami Memories

-Partyinthecitywheretheheatison

-Getting up and going to Wet Willies at 10am.

-Big dreadlocked dude plopping down in front of us on the beach in a red thong with a mesh top on. (Scarred for life.)

-Drinking daquiris by the pool all day while lounging in a hammock. The construction noises RIGHT NEXT TO US barely phased us.

-Requesting the taxi cab drivers to take us to good restaurants and hot clubs. Always won with that!

-The same damn songs playing on the radio on repeat. CULO!

-Cu-cu-cu-cu-cu cheeee

-Dancing with Nick Cannon at BED.

-IF YOU WANNA COME TO MY HOTEL, BABY I’LL GIVE YOU MY ROOM KEY.

-Generally staying tipsy the entire trip.

Miami Girls Gone Wild

"I think they should live together….in hell."

Benita

College life

"He’s gonna play Diamond Princess and How Low Can You Go."

Benita.

We plan our DJ demands at least 3 months in advance. Not requests, demands.

2 Mar 10

So full of LOL. hipsterpuppies: the summer after his senior year, mr. chow traveled europe by train for a month, and now aggravatingly insists that “it’s barthelona.” [photo via micki m]

So full of LOL.

hipsterpuppies:

the summer after his senior year, mr. chow traveled europe by train for a month, and now aggravatingly insists that “it’s barthelona.”

[photo via micki m]

hipster dogs